Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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