I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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