accomplished twins. life is a go
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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