Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
