Me too!
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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