I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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