is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Fuck appropriateness.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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