i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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