What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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