Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
