Dual....:-)
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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