If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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