i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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