At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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