We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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