I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
she peed on how many people?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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