Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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