I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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