Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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