Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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