hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish i was in the wii world.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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