butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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