Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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