too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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