Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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