I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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