actually, I'm a sock model
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Randomize
