i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Success! We fucked roommates!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
