So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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