Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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