My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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