oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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