BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
