Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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