well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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