You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
A bitchslap is in order.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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