It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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