I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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