Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
