What should our trivia night team be named?
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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