If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
