Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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