Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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