do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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