Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
