dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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