I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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