Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize