He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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