about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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