Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
