Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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