I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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