You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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