Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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