DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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